Where Did I Go Wrong?

Somewhere along the way, I have totally lost any shred of coolness I ever had. I was walking around the living room this evening, making up my own words to Hannah Montana's Super Girl (as if that wasn't uncool enough). "I'm super cool, super fun, I'm the best. I'm number one. I'm super super mom. I'm super super mom." Paige looks at me with a perfectly serious look on her face, rolls her eyes, and says "You're super super whack."